超市夜未眠（cashback）台词

Barry:It’s your lunch break.

Matt:No,it’s not.

Barry:It is.It’s your lunch break.

Matt:I don’t want one.Hama-vama!

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Jenkins:Come.

Barry:You want to see us?

Jenkins:Take a chair.

Jenkins:Not there!Here!Now,we were a bit unlucky last night,chaps.But to lighten the mood and to celebrate my birthday,I’m throwing a party at my house on Saturday night,and you’re all invited!Good!Now,no birthday party would be complete without a surprise stripper.And I want one of you to organize it.Ben.

Ben:Me?

Jenkins:Yes.Here’s 200 quit.That should be plenty for some top-shelf entertainment.I’ll put the details on the staff board this afternoon.Well,get going then.

Barry:So,where are you gonna find a stripper?

Ben:I don’t know.But I know a man who will.

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Sean:So,your boss has given you 200 quid to get a surprise stripper for his own birthday.I like him,I’ll help on one condition.

Ben:What’s that?

Sean:I can come to the party.

Ben:Shouldn’t be a problem.

Sean:Cool.Right,let’s find you a stripper,eh?

Music:You know it,you love it,you want it,you got it?…

Sean:Two halves,please.

Barman:What was the other one?

Sean:Two halves.

Barman:Oh,yeah.

Sean:I just found the world’s stupidest barman.

Ben:Sean,I’m not sure about this.

Sharon:No,It’s gonna be fine.

Barman:That’s three quid,mate.

Sharon:How much?

Woman:Quid.Each.

Sharon:I was,uh,wondering if you could help us.Um.it’s his boss’s birthday on Saturday,and we were looking for someone who could come and do a surprise,uh,strip.

Woman:I’m busy on Saturday.

Sean:Oh,um,well,do you know anyone else who might be available?

Woman:I know one,But she’s very expensive.

Sean:That’s cool.Is she here?

Woman:No.She only does private venues.She’s gorgeous.Top of the line,you see.

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