超市夜未眠（cashback）台词

Jenkins:Now, are you going to clean them up or not?

Ben:There is an art to dealing with the boredom of an eight-hour shift,an art to putting your mind somewhere else while the seconds slowly tick away.I found that all the people working here had perfected their own individual art.Take Sharon Pinter,Sharon knows rule number one:the clock is the enemy.The basic rule is this:The more you look at the clock the slower the time goes.It will uncover the hiding place of your mind and torture it with every second.This is the basic art in dealing with the trade of your time.

Sharon:Any cash back?

Ben:This is Barry Brickman.You see Barry thinks of himself as a bit of daredevil stuntman.For a start,Barry is quite well-known.When one of Barry’s bike tricks went wrong,the cameraman put it on the internet.Barry has stuck to his scooter ever since.Matt Stephens is also a king scooterer.

Matt Stephens :Any what was the other thing?

Old waman:Sausage!

Matt Stephens:Oh,yeah.

Ben:Now Barry and Matt are good friends.

Matt Stephens:There you go.Take care.

Ben:Between them,they have come up with a very different way of dealing with the trade of their time. Theirs an art to finding anything to go that isn’t work.Afew days later,Barry and Matt were reported for what they called ‘helping the ladies’.

Ben:It was these shampoo bottles that sent them on their quest.Barry and Matt knew what they looked like,and they knew that the women in the supermarket knew what they looked like.Their theory was that even though it was a sex toy masquerading as a bottle of shampoo.Women would like to try it as a sex toy.But were embarrassed to buy it because they knew what it looked like.The decision to buy it would be an easier one if they were already at the checkout.If they didn’t object,then Barry and Matt knew they’d helped a bottle find a happy home.

Ben:Barry had challenged Matt to a scooter race in which they would sprint down one aisle and up the next.They would do all 14 aisles,and then back to the starting line.They had been waiting for the day the manager called in sink.The art of doing something else other than the work you are supposed to do,is addictive.The excitement of doing something that you shouldn’t be doing,along with the consequences if you’re caught doing it,are so strong that it ofter pulls others away from their own art.

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